writteninpoetry

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

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sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)
tinalikesbutts

Sexualities (with pizza!)

  • Straight person: I like plain pizza!
  • Gay person (male or female): I like pepperoni pizza!
  • Bisexual: I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!
  • Pansexual: I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.
  • Asexual: I don't like pizza.
  • Aromantic: I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.
  • Demisexual: I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.
  • Homophobe: What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!
  • Homophobe: And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!
  • Homophobe: WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.